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Wednesday, October 02, 2002
Okay, so I figure I should quit bitching and join a gym. But I'm too embarrassed as everyone would titter to themselves at the ridiculously low weight range I would be able to pump. So I find these single weight things that I got ages ago: they only weigh like, 5 kilos and I figure I could tone up a bit before I go. I mean, I have no fat on me and my muscles are pretty visible, I'm just pretty sure they are useless. You'd think doing some light weights wouldn't be hard, hey?

I've torn a muscle in my right bicep, and it is currently filling in blood. I can't move my arm.

Someone just put a bullet in me already, please.

Oh, and Happy Birthday to Josh, who randomly visited here and said the same thing to me -- thanks, mate!