MotherFUCKER!

I hate men. Women too, don't think I'm letting y'all off that easily. But men especially, as they all suck, only fugmos are interested in me, and every guy I like is unobtainable or already in a couple. As is what happened with Mikey the Delicious Flight Attendant.

So yeah, I've totally dug this guy for AGES, but I rarely see him. We get along really great but he's pretty hot so I'm all Mr Intimidated. Anyway, didn't see him for a couple of weeks. I find out today that he is "totally in love" with some wannabe model pleb who works in the underwear section of Myer!!!

He's all blahblah so deep and connected blahblah married after two weeks blahblahblah. I HATE THEM. I want their penii to fall off in big blistery ooee-esque STDs. I want Herpes Type II to cover their mouths in a Matthew Kopp cyctic-acne way. I want their blood to be eaten away by ravenous AIDS viruses. I want them to be fired from their high-flying jobs and become fat bums watching Briz31 with no sex drive.

Most of all I want someone to want me for a change. I'm sick of being lonely and miserable. And I'm sick of feeling like a pathetic and weak person for feeling the need for a hot man to make me happy. I should be happy on my OWN dammit. I'm smart! I'm independant! I'm cool! I can drink and swear like a bitch! Hmmph.

I guess this has caught me at a bad moment, as my friends are being cunty to me. I found out that one of my supposed "best friends" from highschool has been bitching and whinging behind my back, being all: "blah blah Dawei has changed so much from highschool blahblah now loud and rude and annoying blahblah" FUCK YOU CUNTFACE. Just because I was considered "perfect" by everyone in highschool does NOT mean I can't be louder and swearier and ruder and have more sex-er these days. Up yours, stupid friends. Friendship is meant to be unconditional. Not be rude to me (or ignore me when you have a partner EVERYONE. LITERALLY).

Ah, feel better. At least I wasn't dumped.

At any rate, going by my trackrecord, I'll sleep with him eventually only he'll still have his boyfriend leading to much angst. Hey, it's happened with three other guys I've liked, why not a fourth time?!

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posted by Dawei at 12:10 am