So Godzilla was on the other night. What a fucking abysmal movie. Not only are there larger holes than the size of *insert gay person's name here*'s much-pounded arsehole in the plot, but to weaken the monster, the writer's gave Godzilla human emotions. So when it finds all its babies dead, she nuzzles one in an attempt to wake it up. It always makes me cry. God DAMN I'm such a sap. Which is weird, because today I watched Requiem For a Dream, and didn't really flinch at the "graphic" scenes. Oh, the double-headed dildo was gross, but watching the icky cheering men slide two condoms and lube it up was much fouler than watching the arses (arsei?) of the two 'hos thrust. Plus, y'know, Jared Leto is totally hot. Even with only one arm, and one plaster chicken wing.

Also:

ATTENTION SEARCH FOR A SUPERMODEL'S MATTHEW KOPP!

I know it's you, because who else would search for your own name, and get here like, six times? If you want the references to you, they are here. Please comment and stick around a while!

If anyone still cares about the Search for a Supermodel contestents (HA!), you might like to try looking here or here or here or the Australian Vogue forums at all, really. Not that anyone does, as they all sucked. Except Kerry Doyle. Oh, and that chick (Kate O'Connell?) with the fluro hair, whose fringe was raped at the climax of the show. Damn, she should have cut his balls off for that.

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posted by Dawei at 10:59 pm