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Bent My Wookie
Bland Canyon
Face Hunter
Fruit Loops and Porn
Gay Sky Hooker
Go Fug Yourself
Inhibitory Links
Intergalactic Hussy
John Howard: PM
Ms Hairy Legs
Much Ado About Sumthin
Momo Freaks Out
Not a Turtle
Queer Penguin
Sheets and Blankets
Style Police
The Fash Mag Slag
The Line of Contempt
The Pen15 Club
The Spin Starts Here
The Superficial
Treading Water 101
Victim of Narcissism


Black People Love Us
Elijah Wood is Very, Very Gay
Sexy Losers
Sin Fest
Television Without Pity
Tomato Nation
Three Way Action
White Ninja Comics




Wednesday, June 18, 2003
Whee, I have a new modem, and it actually works! Unfortunately I paid more than I wanted to, but the guy who sold it to me was CUTE. MmmNerdishHotDudes. Shame about his ugly-ass tie. I thought it had Looney Tunes characters on it, but I think it was just a jumble of heinous colours. I think Looney Tunes characters would be preferable, come to think of it.

He would have been an excellent ride. Like, a totally sweaty, dirty FUCK (but not like, poo-dirty. I'm not that... unhygienic). I can just tell these things. He was tall, sorta thin with a nice build, short dark hair, and a sort of scowl like he wanted to make everyone his bitch. Swoon. He reminded me a bit of Josh, if anyone can remember him (not that I can anymore. Actually, Cheekbones told me he's moved to Brisbane! Meep!): a mischievous gleam in his eyes, and a knowing smirk played coyly on his lips before he flipped me over and ate my awaiting ass.


I so need to get laid. Hello? Hello?! Humph.