Whee, I have a new modem, and it actually works! Unfortunately I paid more than I wanted to, but the guy who sold it to me was CUTE. MmmNerdishHotDudes. Shame about his ugly-ass tie. I thought it had Looney Tunes characters on it, but I think it was just a jumble of heinous colours. I think Looney Tunes characters would be preferable, come to think of it.

He would have been an excellent ride. Like, a totally sweaty, dirty FUCK (but not like, poo-dirty. I'm not that... unhygienic). I can just tell these things. He was tall, sorta thin with a nice build, short dark hair, and a sort of scowl like he wanted to make everyone his bitch. Swoon. He reminded me a bit of Josh, if anyone can remember him (not that I can anymore. Actually, Cheekbones told me he's moved to Brisbane! Meep!): a mischievous gleam in his eyes, and a knowing smirk played coyly on his lips before he flipped me over and ate my awaiting ass.

Gah!!!

I so need to get laid. Hello? Hello?! Humph.

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posted by Dawei at 2:38 pm