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Thursday, July 24, 2003
Do you know what I realised ten minutes into the previews for Charlie's Angels today? The Pirates of Penzance and Pirates of the Caribbean are not the same thing. I am so dumb sometimes. For months now I've been wondering why everyone is getting all orgasmic over Orlando Bloom and the Pirates of the Caribbean project. Through all the hype, I've just been thinking to myself "Orlando in those purple felt pants? Meh. Why does everyone care so much?"

When sailors started to turn into skeletons in the preview, a little light blinked on in my brain and I realised that maybe I had the two confused.

Having now seen the preview, I think that a film of Orlando in purple felt pants would be much more enjoyable.