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My fucking parents have cut up my credit card, and changed all their pin numbers because I spent too much of their money. Now I'll have to get a job like a commoner!

Christ, how fucking selfish. So much for parents supporting their children.

Does anyone have any jobs going? Christ. Dawei in the workforce. I really can not picture it. And it sucks! I mean, no one will hire me, as being twenty and having no experience isn't exactly what all the cool jobs are looking for in their applicants. I'm going to have to become a telemarketer, or be the bitch in the McDonald's drive-through window or some shit.

Gag.

I think I'm just going to turn on Jeff Buckley, take my well thumbed-through copy of Sylvia Plath's Greatest Evah Poems for Depressed Bee-yotches into the bathroom, and introduce my wrists to Mr. Mach III in a warm bath.

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posted by Dawei at 12:52 am