I have quite possibly the worst diarrhoea in the history of human kind. Like, those wusses who get dysentery in rural Asia and live with swollen bellies and constant pain and stuff would crumble and beg for mercy if they were to experience but one tenth of my acidic runs. Like, I honestly think my gushing faeces has burnt a good inch or two from the overall diameter of my sphincter and anus. I wonder if this means if I can finally get (properly) fucked now? Have fun rimming that one out, boys!

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posted by Dawei at 11:23 pm