Stupid Cap Guy and I had our first fight this weekend! How cute, I totally am in a relationship. Well, it wasn't really a fight. It was more Cap Guy being a bit of an insecure drunken ass and being a bit of a dick and not telling me why he was being a dick which led me to much eye-slitting and impatience at his dickiness. Turns out he was jealous of stupid Cheekbones. Woah, didn't see that one coming! It is quite weird to be on the other side of the fence though. I mean, usually it's Cheekbones' boyfriends who get all jealous and hate me. But, like, we went over to his place for pre-drink drinks, and within five minutes Cap Guy was all quiet and was belting back cabernet-sauvignon like it was pinot noire and then when I asked him what was wrong, he was all "oh, you have no idea, I'll talk to you tomorrow." Which then made me feel bad as I thought I had said something dumb, and I didn't even know if he was being serious. So anyway, I finally dragged it out of him, and he said that it was so obvious that Cheekbones and I are totally in love with each other, and he's seen it all before and he didn't want to get involved with it as he thinks I'm going to run off with Cheekbones. Ew, as if! So I reassured him and he settled down a bit. Then Cheekbones dragged me off to his bedroom and gave me an enema kit for my birthday. Then Cap Guy got all miffed again. Oh, suck it up, Cap Guy.

But the actual drinks part of the night was pretty fun. Cap Guy got wasted and we went back to his hotel where he was all apologise-y and orgasm-y. And then the next day we went apartment and BMW shopping, so I guess I can't really complain. I just think Cap Guy has been severely emotionally bitch-slapped a few times before. But I'm not really the type to do that, am I? Hmmph. Thanks for having a little faith, Cap Guy.

PS -- Cap Guy thinks he'll be able to find me work somewhere, yay. So I'll finally have money for Melbourne and Sydney. Holla!

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posted by Dawei at 11:38 am