Who gets a fucking cold in fucking Summer in fucking Queensland? FUCK FUCK FUCK. Maybe I'm HIV+? Don't you get colds and shit when you have the bug? FUCK! Although I don't have any lesions or anything... but I do have a dumb rash that keeps popping up every now and then. Oh, and I did have some lesion-y things on my legs, but I think that was ingrown hairs from a dodgy hair removal experience. RIGHT?! Shit.

Sigh.

What a shitty day.

Oh! And last night, after I bathed and was preparing for bed, I heard my parents have sex. Like, not even subtle *bump bump bump muffled!Ehhh* orgasms that people do when they wank at camp or sleeping on someone's couch. I heard my mother like, totally MOANING. I'm positive they were going at it, because she moaned, like, three times (one when I was just coming out of the bathroom), and then I heard them muttering. I mean, it's possible that she might have been sick or something, but she wasn't when she went to bed. And then we went out for breakfast this morning she totally devoured her mushroom and spinach stack. She must have... been... working up... an appetite. The chunks: they are rising.

The only way I'm keeping my sanity is by trying to be positive. Like, Father must be a Viking in the sack, so good for her. I mean, I know he has a big dick and stuff, but seeing as she has shat out two kids from her 'giney she must be pretty loose down there. I'm glad to know he knows how to use it. Yuck, I feel ill. And how depressing! My parents are having better orgasms than I am. Stupid sickness taking away sex drive. Not that Cap Guy would touch me with me being all phlegm-y and snot-y. The only fluids he wants to have running down my throat is his warm sperm. Like, how generous. A pick me up orgasm is just what I need right now. Meh. Tomorrow I'm shopping for overpriced furniture at Space, so that's just as good.

Meanwhile, how could I not win anything? I haven't even heard of those losers. Who votes for these things anyway? Hmmph. Democracy doesn't work. Except when the Liberals get in. Muwahahaha.

Okay, sleep time.

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posted by Dawei at 11:21 pm