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Thursday, March 02, 2006
So as promised I dragged myself to uni yesterday (but only as I had a meeting with my supervisor. Otherwise I'm sure daytime TV and indulgent shopping expeditions would have kept me away from campus). But I'm so glad I went! I like, totally fell in love. He was this absolutely beautiful boy, and I walked behind him as we ascended a hill. Despite the heat and humidity of pre-rain Brisbane, I was momentarily in heaven. Calf muscles flexing as his long, brown legs pumped up the incline; a perfect pert rounded arse twinkling enticingly, almost begging for some attention; the muscles of his back and broad shoulders rippled as he carried his books... guh. It took all I had to not push him into a bush and have my filthy, perverted way with him. I bet he was totally fag-esque too. Unfortunately I wasn't sure, otherwise I would have been more adventurous and forthright. Instead of merely following him up the hill (and no, I wasn't stalking, I was heading in that direction anyway I swear!) I would have... I don't know. Pulled some subtle Dawei moves, like... uhm... pretending to be a foreign student and asking where some building was or some shit. But he was one of those annoying fringe types who you can never be sure about. I had to mentally compile a list! HETEROSEXUAL HOMOSEXUAL Knowing my luck he was heterosexual, but it's not as if I would have done anything really. I am a good, faithful boy afterall*, sigh. But yes. Perhaps it is a sign of attractive things to come? The attractive levels of uni has sky-rocketed in the past few years, now that like, 80% of campus are Scandinavian. * Also, the books he was carrying were for some Botany subject -- EW. I'm done with paupers, thanks. Also, he got into a shitty car, which clearly had no air-conditioning as he drove off with the windows down. Uhm, thanks, but no thanks. |
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