Brr, cold morning. It must be like, fifteen degrees! My fingers are totally numb. I'm actually considering putting on my hot gloves to type this post. Cup of tea instead *smack smack*. Ah.

Anyhoo, I'm in a bit of a quandary. Like, because I've been feeling totally down in the dumps, I cheered myself up by buying a single. Like, remember those? I haven't bought a single since like, grade eight. But I'm on an Apple now, and can't like, work out how to legally (cough) download songs. Anyway, I quite enjoy having a physical disc and cover art, etc. Anyway, the track listing has the original song, two remixes, a cover version, and a video. But when I get home I am horrified to discover that there is only one remix instead of the two aforementioned remixes. Is this normal policy? Do I have the right to take back my single and get an exchange/refund? I don't want to sound particularly tight. It would be most embarrassing as it's not a very credible track and was bought at K-Mart. I wouldn't want the poor retarded-looking workers thinking that I actually cared about... this particular track, or the four dollars I wasted buying it. Okay, my mother bought it for me, but I was totally down in the dumps! And okay, fuck it, it was the Sugababes' Red Dress. I don't care what you say, the Sugababes are boss.

Meanwhile, did y'all know that K-Mart had like, so much stuff in it? You can buy fucking tyres there! I was almost tempted to poke around a little longer -- purely for sociological reasons, mind you -- but unfortunately the stench of rubber, plastic shoes, and cheap cosmetics drove me away. And that was just the customers. Oh yeah, snap!

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posted by Dawei at 9:21 am