I know it's a bit poor form to do two consecutive posts about Dicko, but I had to (perhaps in self-flagellating style) admit that I had a sex dream about him last night! I am blaming my enormous intake of horrid Australian "sparkling". But it was so graphic and quite repulsive. My dream brain made Dicko much more unattractive (not that I think he is attractive!); he had grey hairs on his back and bum, and was a bit flabby. And he was a complete bottom, and wanted my dick in his arse... he didn't even want a condom when I generously offered! It was all very strange. What do you think it means? Hmm, when I think of that, I don't think I really want to know. Why can't I ever have sex dreams about hot people, like Jared Leto before he went all skeevy, or Olivier Martinez before he got all old?