You know who has a good job? That chick from Ready, Steady, Cook!. You know, she's the one you see for about half a second on each show; basically all she does is do a faux head count and then holds up the corresponding vegetable to the winning team in an attempt to illustrate the result for the slower viewers.

How did she get that job? I could so do that. I am looking on Seek, but everything is for a "Manager" or a "Food Processing Worker" or some shit. I honestly don't know how people end up in these cool jobs. Luck? Sex? It can't possibly be skill.

Sigh. Okay. I'm off to apply for work at the local food factory. Wish me luck!