A fat, black, struggling singer wins an Oscar for playing a fat, black, struggling singer. Wow, Jennifer Hudson! You, like, totally blew me away with that stretch of a role! Here's your goodie basket, gold statue, and even more unwarranted media attention! Oh, by the way, your bizarre frock pockets make you look slouchy and nervous.
PS -- your jacket folds remind me of labia. In other words: eurch.
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posted by Dawei at 1:45 pm