Two Disturbing Individuals for Whom Dawei Has Recently Entertained Sexual Feelings:

1. Benji from So You Think You Can Dance?

2. The waiter from my Chinese restaurant.

AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

These two options are quite terrifying as both break my traditional "type" of lust-worthy men. I really don't go for skinny, twinky boys with weird hair and birthdates that are years after my own. But for some reason I get a quite severe sexual pull to both of them. I think in Benji's case it is because I reckon he'd be a great ride; all that flexibility, muscle tone, rhythm, and (which as distressing as it is ultimately appealing) the likelihood that he has a bottomless anus and mouth from his years of dance experience would make him a top-notch root. I can't quite put my finger on the appeal of my waiter. I think he is just eager to please, slightly aloof, and has cool hair. Okay, I am a sucker for weird hair. It's my homo-Achilles' heel, if you will.