Nerd Alert
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Thursday, March 15, 2007
In what appears to be a creepy coincidence, I've noticed some hairs creep around my nipples the day after I submitted my hardcore application. If I had known that actually applying for work would speed up the aging process I never would have submitted it! And wait until I actually get the job instead of merely applying for one. Then I'll probably have to buy a pair of brown loafers, cut up my cards that are linked to my parents' accounts, shave every day, and start drinking beer from cans. I think I'm having my midlife crisis twenty-five years early. I just hope I don't start growing black hair on my legs. Or back. Or stomach. Or chest. Or arse. Or shoulders. Or nose. Or... down there.
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