Not dead. But my parents are bumming around Europe at the moment, so I've been flat out busy. Like, I really want to be employed by the time they get back. My theory is that they'll be so shocked and surprised by my gainful employment that they'll decide to send me on my own jaunt around Europe! So anyway, I've been feverishly applying for jobs and attending interviews (read: lazily poking around Seek, getting disheartened and watching Oprah and The View). Other than that I've been... uhm... look! That dog has a puffy tail!

*runs outside, chases dog with stick*