Sorry, Heath Ledger family, no one is going to buy that he accidently died of pneumonia! Just face facts: Ledger? Suicidal, depressed, drug addict pussy. There. Doesn't that feel better?

I KNEW that line he gave a few months ago about being depressed as "the character" of the Joker was encrouching on his non-acting time as the role was so "intense". Excuse to shoot up, much? You were an actor, Heath. You wear the clothes and say your lines and collect the dough. Ugh. I HATE pretentious actors, even if they are face down and colder than a witch's tit.

PS -- found by his "masseuse"? Don't they mean "prostitute"?

PPS -- don't you just hate how the media gets comments from the Prime Minister and Mel Gibson like they are authorities on all things Ledger? Go Australian identity.